09 June, 2008

2 sleeps

so thank god for type A personalities (sunshine)
because it saves my brain from thinking ahead - or thinking in general
she has found a 24 hour walmart in memphis - talk about maximizing the now to use technology to communicate - so we can get sundries of all sorts
the only predicament we are foreseeing is the alcoholic beverage buying
arkansass/hkd - you guys are going to have to be our emissaries of the devil
because by the time we arrive (mad professor, fruitskadiddle and moi) - i do believe the liquor stores will be closed (i think)
my request is for vodka, vodka, pabst blue ribbon, gin and southern comfort to even it all out
i think the mad professor wants vodka (think aka know) and fruitskadiddle wants bacon vodka which i think we can all concoct together

so
do you two accept this mission?

07 June, 2008

you don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows

here's your weather outlook for BONNAROO.

and yes, there is a possibility of rain. and lightning. or maybe just lightning.

28 May, 2008

GHOSTLAND OBSERVATORY

holy shit
just saw this band tonight and i swear - SWEAR
even though i'm drunk as fuck
that you bitches
will ALL be coming with me to see them at bonnaroooooooo
i danced and laughed my ass off the whole time
you'll love it
trust me
even though i'm drunk as fuck
trust me
have i steered you wrong yet?
crown float opinions don't count either
oh and let me tell you about breaking the doorknob to my condo
good times
actually
good times is asking your young hot neighbor for help
and him answering the door in his boxers

15 May, 2008

I vote that our shirts not be white..... because white looks terrible on me because I am pink and freckled, and because white shirts are insufficiently awesome for the awesomeness that is Team Blogaroo.

I have to drive to Cape Cod now. Bye.

06 May, 2008

the goo


this is a ding dong you ding dong.

the gak

ok, now um
i'm traveling between vancouver and memphis for bonnaroo, right?
and um
how in the f am i going to pack all my camping gear - on the plane for this wonderful love-fest we are partaking in?
arkansass - are you able to snaffoo us some extra coolers, possible a tent for yours truly unless we are sleeping in heather's condo-tent?
what about a sleeping bag though if we are all sleeping in the condo-tent, as my friend kurt would say "there'd be more room in here if we were all naked"
groceries?
heather - if we send you money will you pick shit up for us or do we just worry about that when we get there and hit up 7-11 for ding-dongs (what the fuck is a ding-dong anyways?)and red-bull?
my life is about scheduling other people so that seamlessley can strive towards perfection...
ha.ha.ha.
but seriously - i suggest a conference call for logisitcal purposes

05 May, 2008

Print Me

So far, this is what y' all's t-shirts will say:

Claire- Bacon vodka- it's what's for dinner.
HC- Excuse me while I go slut something.
HKD- I ditched my in-laws in Arkansas and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
VanNasty- Maximize the now. Shotgun PBR.

So let me know if you disagree/want a different saying printed on your t-shirt.